Covert Campaign to hit Tyra in the head with a Rubber Mallet

We here at the cult propose a mission, an inside job, to hit Tyra Banks in the head with a rubber mallet. She's on her model show, yelling at some young skank for crying during a shoot, and "doink," rubber mallet in the head. She's on her talk show attempting to make fashion-world eating disorders a national priority when, "padonk," rubber hammer to the back of the skull. Maybe the first knock won't make her smart, and maybe the second plunk won't make her less haughty and egotistical, but while we're trying to turn Tyra into a better person, we're also hitting her in the head with a hammer. I don't see a down side. I know it seems like I'm hating Tyra right now, but really I'm trying to help her, and I'm still hating the fans during this period of therapy. For the fans, I'd use a steel-tipped boot.